...JOKES...
Few time Ago A person invented that ..
Who is the most active person of the world...?
"Who invented the alarm.."
n Who is the most lazy person of the world?...
"Who created a Snooze button in it......."....:)
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Aik murghi ko kawway se muhabbat ho gayi........Murghay ko pta chla to wo bhot naraz hoa or us se poocha..
MURGHA:"mujhme kay kami thi ..?....kawway se zyada khoobsoorat hoon , tumhari baradi ka hoon..khush rakhoon ga or kyaa?....."
Murghi boli:"..Me ap k jazbaat ki kadar krti hoon.......lein wo AIR FORCE ME HAIN......."
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2 nalaiq larkay paper de k abhir aye to pehlay ne doosrau se poocha
pehla:.."Yar ....paper konsa thaa?"
Doosra:"...Maths kaa..."
Pehla:"Is ka matlab k TUNE waqay paper diyaa??...."
Doosra:"...OOoo nahi yaar ....sath wali larki k hath me calculator dekha tha...."
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"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""
*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*
SUHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM
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