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apny ammaal mai log FARISHTY hoon jis tarha..

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::::|| VU ||:::: wo kartay hain to bus yaheen

Jafa Wo Kertay Hain To Bus Yaheen Se Karte Hein

K Sari Bazm Me Parda hami se Kerty Hain

Sawal_e_Shoq Shuru Hm Wahin se Kertay Hein

Jawab Wo Bhi Shuru Bus Nahi se Krte Hein

Aisa Na ho K Kami Dard_e_DiL Mein Aa Jaey

Mohobat Phir se Kisi Dilnasheen Se Kertay Hein

Tum Suno Ya Na Suno Hm To Kahay Jaen Ge

DiL Ki Hr Bat Faqat Hm Tumhi Se Kertay hein

Jahan Kahin Meray Parda Nasheen Ki Ho Baat

Hayat Apni Shuru Hm Waheen Se Kertay Hain

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ye  ishk-o-mohbbt  mehr-o-wafa

sab rasmi batain hain faraz…!

Har shaks Ana ki masti main bss apni khatir 

jeeta haa....!!

     

     

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Re: ::::|| VU ||:::: Why people look 4 Govt Jobs

hahahahaha......great

On Thu, Jun 9, 2011 at 11:43 PM, *Sweet Girl* <iramslm@gmail.com> wrote:

The Four Cats 

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. 

The first man was an Engineer, 

The second man was an Accountant, 

The third man was a Chemist, and 

The fourth man was a Government Employee. 


To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." 


T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. 


Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. 


But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. 

Everyone agreed that was good. 

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." 

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured 

Exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass. 

Everyone agreed that was pretty good. 


Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" 

The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff." 

CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet....... 




Ate the cookies........ 


Drank the milk..... 


Sh*t on the paper....... 




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Claimed he injured his back while doing so. 



Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions....... 



Put in for Workers Compensation..................and

Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............ 








AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!

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