On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 6:25 PM, manoo <manoomit@gmail.com> wrote:
ahoooooo y male hain.......................
hehehehe q saba bahi
On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 8:58 PM, mc090202888 Saba Naureen <mc090202888@vu.edu.pk> wrote:
oops sorry ye toe main batana hi bhool gayai am male not female.......On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 5:54 PM, bc100400106 Sahran Zaib <bc100400106@vu.edu.pk> wrote:
no i have complete my 3 papers and 2 left inshALLAH wo be ho jahain gay.waisay by the way app girl he hain.because how is it possible kai larke ho aur tention na ho.
On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 7:52 PM, mc090202888 Saba Naureen <mc090202888@vu.edu.pk> wrote:
nodo u have?????On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 5:50 PM, bc100400106 Sahran Zaib <bc100400106@vu.edu.pk> wrote:
u have no tention of paper
On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 7:48 PM, mc090202888 Saba Naureen <mc090202888@vu.edu.pk> wrote:
On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 5:41 PM, iram saleem <meeerroo@gmail.com> wrote:
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:)
**
in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
**
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Nxt day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya.
**
Sardar: Should i buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god i have only 6 children
**
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
**
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
**
Pathan 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!
Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
Pathan: Tu tension na ley,
mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai.
**
Pathan ko khawab mn kisi ne QATAL kardia!!!
Subhah pathan ne apna HBL ka account close karwadia!!!!!!
.
.
.
Q?
.
.
Q K HBL ap k khawabon ko haqiqat mn badal sakta hy....
**
PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA?
Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE
PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?;->
**
Jo 2 galti kary wo Nadaan
Jo 3 galti kary wo Shetaan
Jo ghalteon per ghaltean kary
wo
.
.
Pathan
**
1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building
sai 6 logon ko nikala!
Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-(
Q???
Is liye
K
Wo 6 log
Fire Brigade walay thay:-)
**
Man: Khan Saab Yahan Se Clifton Kon si Bus Jaye Gi?
Khan Saab: 20 No wali.
Man: Agar 20 No wali Na Milay Tu?
Khan Saab:Phir;10,10 Ki 2 Pakar Lena..
**
Dost pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya?
pathn:Han
Dost:kis k 7?
Pathn:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq diya.
jab wo pareshan howa to hum bola:APRIL
FOOL,APRIL FOOL.
**
Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.**
Pathan-
Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
Dost-
Kyu?
Pathan-
Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja
**pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki
pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!**
JIN : HUOOO HAHAHAHAH KYA HUKUM HAI MERE AAAQAA???
PATHAN: MERE LIEYE EK MEHAL BANAAOOO ....
JIN : SARKAAR MEHAL BANAA DIEYA #$%% AUR KYA HUKUM
HAI MERE AAAQAAA????
PATHAN: AB US MAIN HUM KO WATCH-MAN LAGAO
****
2 Pathans were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pathans 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Pathans 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
**--IRAM
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