Saturday, April 30, 2011

::::|| VU ||:::: Rajnikanth : Mind It ..... (funny jokes)

Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth…. . . . . today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT

  • Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play
  • Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
 
  • Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
 
  • Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college……………. He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!
  • One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs... Thats how the Log table was invented.
  • One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday
 
  • Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC....
  • And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!

 

  • Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
  • Rajini: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins!?
 
  • Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
  • Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??
 
  • All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
  • Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
  • Rajni: DHOSA..
  • MIND IT!!

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